Ol Dirty Hot Sauce On My MixPod
Written By: Love Punaany Bad
Just like the..."Ol Dirty Hot Sauce On My MixPod"
You are the perfect compliment...
to everything that I will accomplish...in the name of love
I want you to be the great song that is stimulating to our ears
You are capable of igniting the passion that runs fire through my veins
One simple touch from you...
will lead us on a journey of unlimited passion
Caress my body with your tantalizing language of endless seduction
Stimulate my manhood with your wet seductive kisses
Your moist tongue all over my body...
turns me into a New York City Mandingo Zulu Warrior
Capable of fulfilling every single one of your fantasies...known to us now...
and those that will eventually will be realized in our future
We are both capable of creating...unforgettable memories
I will lick...and stroke your punaany...in ways that we will both enjoy
You feel like heaven...I'm about to reach my climax...I don't want to stop
Lets make love until we reach an orgasmic pleasure...
Just like the..."Ol Dirty Hot Sauce On My MixPod"
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Ol Dirty Hot Sauce On My MixPod
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Smokin Hot Blond In One On One Action...
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Sunday, June 27, 2010
The Hands Across The Sand
P.S.A. ,,, I think that it was a very symbolic gesture ,,, The Hands Across The Sand event that was held all over the WORLD ,,, to protest the oil spill in the Gulf Of Mexico ,,, that was created by BP ,,, even though I think that it would be a much better gesture if we all gather together to make sure that BP will not be able to survive this catastrophe and be allowed to do this again ,,, in the immediate future ,,, no more cutting corners ,,, BP has to go!
Friday, June 25, 2010
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Live CAM of BP Oil Spill [Gulf of Mexico]
... "Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome." Obviously, this quote isn't actually coming from a BP official, at least as far as we can tell, but from an impersonator who has the account BPGlobalPR on Twitter. BP, formerly known as British Petroleum and currently known as "British Polluters", "Beyond Pollution", "Bad People" or "Broken Promises", have made a real boo boo this time.
In case you haven't been cryogenized for the past month or so, you're probably well aware of the BP/Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. It first started as a tragic explosion and fire on April 20, 2010, killing eleven oil platform workers and injuring another 115.
To realize the potential harm this incident can do to both the environment and BP themselves, let's just take a look at the facts known so far. First of all, two whole days had to pass after the Deepwater Horizon oil-drilling platform exploded and succumbed into the ocean until BP announced it was deploying a remotely operated underwater vehicle to "assess whether oil was flowing from the well" or not.
So... let me get this straight. There's an offshore oil platform which explodes while it was drilling an exploratory well, after which it sinks a few kilometers into the ocean, on top of the oil well it was drilling, right? Right. So, amidst the explosion, fire, and sinking of a half a billion US dollars worth of oil rig BP had to wait 48 hours just to start an assessment about a possible oil spill into the ocean?
To make matters worse, BP doesn't exactly have the most exemplary safety record among other oil companies, so their late response to this potentially catastrophic event is dumbfounding. Let's just take a look at a few other examples from BP's safety record in the last few years.
In 2005, BP's Texas City, Texas refinery - one of its largest refineries – exploded, causing 15 deaths, injuring 180 people and forcing thousand of local inhabitants to remain in their homes for shelter from the pollution. Apparently, the explosion happened as a culmination of a series of less serious accidents at the refinery, and the engineering problems had not been addressed by the upper management. Later it was found that maintenance and safety at the refinery had been cut as a cost-saving measure, which just goes to show how much concern BP has for this important aspect of their business.
Just a year later from this incident, one of BP's Alaskan oil pipelines became corroded and spilled no less than 212,252 US gallons of crude oil onto Alaska's North Slope. The funny bit, if you can call it that way, is that the whole oil spill came from a single hole in the pipeline, measuring only a quarter of an inch (0.64 centimeters) in diameter. As usual, it took BP quite a hefty amount of time to realize what was happening. As in the other incident, questions were asked about why the US $200 million a year allegedly spent by BP on maintenance weren't enough to keep the oil pipeline running without suffering any corrosion problems.
In 2007, the same Alaskan oil field which was supplying the aforementioned pipeline was again partially shut down because of some water leaks. The very same year, about 2,000 gallons of methanol and crude oil were spilled onto a frozen tundra pond from a pipeline belonging to the same oil field. These two incidents obviously happened because of poor management concerning the safety part of oil-drilling, but it doesn't stop there.
BP's safety record nightmare and probably first real nail in their coffin happened this year, with the help of the Deepwater Horizon ocean incident. Apparently, the actual oil spill flow rate hasn't even been reliably established yet.
The initial estimates from BP have been multiplied from five to no less than twenty times by individual experts so far, but even they might be a bit too optimistic. Personally, I think that says a lot about BP's more than ineffective PR department, which has only managed so far to deepen the crisis. Not to mention the moronic statement from the company's own CEO, Tony Hayward, whose first public statement about the incident was that the volume of the oil spill and the dispersants that are pumped into the water are "tiny" compared to the size of the ocean.
Sure it is Mr. Hayward, but as an autoevolution commenter said, a 50 caliber bullet hole is tiny compared to the overall volume of a human's body as well, but I'm pretty sure it's also deadly as hell (hey, it even rhymes!). Not to mention the fact that the "tiny" oil leak has been flowing for more than a month now, and the most optimistic opinions give it another three months or so. During this period, the oil spill could reach as far as the Florida shores and even beyond, thus becoming the largest man-made disaster in history.
In conclusion, I have a few unanswered questions about this incident, and I'm pretty sure that the answers to each and everyone of them aren't showing up because it would probably result in a Mortal Kombat-like "fatality" blow to the company.
The total costs for containing the spillage are currently around a billion US dollars. If we add the cost of the now-destroyed oil drilling platform - which was $560 million - the hundreds of millions lost because of never getting back all that oil, the upcoming lawsuits from people and industries affected by the spillage and the liabilities imposed by the Oil Pollution Act of 1990, the total sum should well exceed 10 billion US dollars. That figure will most likely double if the liability limit is increased from the current $75 million to no less than $10 billion, following a legislation change which is currently being pushed by US lawmakers.
OK, since we got through most of the facts, my questions are as follows:
- could this incident have been avoided altogether? Some say that it could have, and I'm inclined to agree.
- did the BP officials tried to cover up the whole thing, only to later on downplay the consequences? Actually, this one is a no-brainer considering the first official statements and the fact that to this day BP has denied access to any independent expert or media at the incident scene.
- will BP collapse because of this or will it be taken over at a dumping price by one of its competitors? Some sources point to Royal Dutch Shell or even Exxon (of Exxon Valdez fame, remember), as potential buyers .
- how big is the actual environment impact of the oil spill, and how long will it last? Since the spillage is far from over, while the official statements on the matter are as contradictory as black and white, no one can tell. Remember that the Gulf War oil spill (largest in history, so far) is still having an effect on the Saudi Arabian shorelines.
- is this the last similar incident on behalf of BP? Taking into account their safety records, chances are it's not, but let's hope they'll prove me wrong.
Probably the biggest irony in all this predicament is the fact that when the Deepwater Horizon explosion happened, there were four BP officials on board the oil rig. What were they doing there, you ask? Well, apparently they were celebrating the platform's safety record... and this is no joke.
http://www.autoevolution.com/news/facts-and-unanswered-questions-about-the-bp-oil-spill-21006.html
Monday, June 21, 2010
Very Special Punaany [Remix]
All my love is all I have
And your punaany is very special
All my life I've looked for you
And we'll make love all through the night
You need me and I need you
When we're together you make me cum
Things you seem to do divine
I'm going to make your punaany cry
I know our love is meant to be
Hold me closer I'll bring you joy
Love is life and life is living, it's very special
In my heart it was you, only
Love is life, what dreams come true
And even though I can't have you, baby
Desires like these are true for you
Hold my hand, take my life
I'm going to love you all through the night
Once my love was truly great
Now I yearn for your erotic ways
A change in life can bring good things
When you love me with your sexy ways
Close to you our lips should meet
Taste the sweetest of my chocolate erection
I need you, and you need me, Very Special
Our Love is Joyous, yea!
We can make it!
In my heart it was you, only
Love is life, what dreams come true
And even though I can't have you, baby
Desires like these are true for you
All my love is all I have
And your punaany is very special
All my life I've looked for you
And we'll make love all through the night
You need me and I need you
When we're together you make me cum
Things you seem to do divine
I'm going to make your punaany cry
I know our love is meant to be
Hold me closer I'll bring you joy
Love is life and life is living, it's very special
Boy uhh yea yeah
Then your love excited me, baby
Days full of joy, no tears
Cannot keep this feeling inside, deary
Cause a girl like me has realized that
All my love is all I have
And your punaany is very special
All my life I've looked for you
And we'll make love all through the night
You need me and I need you
When we're together you make me cum
Things you seem to do divine
(fade out)
*Hold me closer I'll make sure you cum*
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
Hoochie Mamma Drama
The sexiest ladies on the block, Big Eyes and Guera, are up to their usual tricks of flirtation and seduction. But when Lazy--a new male interest--appears on their radar, true drama ensues. The sexiest girls in the neighborhood discover that sometimes the player gets played in this steamy urban comedy starring Monique LaBarr and Deadlee. Guera and Big Eyes aren't above using their unique sex appeal to drive men wild. Little did this seductive duo realize that tricky local Lazy was about to beat them at their own game. Now if he can just keep them from finding out they're both in love with the same man, Lazy could get the best of both worlds for the price of a single admission.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Unthinkable
A psychological thriller centered around a FBI counter-terrorism team and a black-ops agent are assigned to interrogate an American Muslim man, Yusuf aka Younger (Sheen) who claims to have nuclear bombs planted in three U.S. cities. Starring: Benito Martinez, Brandon Routh, Carrie-Anne Moss, Chris McGarry, Dayo Ade, Geoff Meed, Gil Bellows, Holmes Osborne, Joshua Harto, Kirk BR Woller, Martin Donovan, Michael Rose, Michael Sheen, Randy Oglesby, Samuel L. Jackson, Sasha Roiz, Stephen Root, Vincent Laresca Please allow 5 to 10 seconds for video to pre-buffer. If video starts and stops, pause it, and come back to it in 5-10 minutes.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Batbabe: The Dark Nightie
Bacchum City is being plagued by the maniacal Jerker who sets in motion a plan to steal all of the pornography in the land. He keeps it locked away in his phallically styled helicopter, waiting for the townsfolk to become consumed in sexual anxiety. But Wendy Wane, a strip club mogul by day, slips into her seductive alter ego Batbabe at night to combat the evils of The Jerker and his clown henchmen. Aided by hopelessly incompetent Commissioner Boredom and sexy lesbian District Attorney Henrietta Bent, Batbabe must summon the courage to continue promoting her standard random ten-minute promiscuities and corner The Jerker before he forces her to permanently retire.
Superbadazz
A DIY strip club leads to nothing but headaches for two desperate losers just looking to make a little easy money. Rodney and Leon are two men with a common dream of opening the city's best strip club. When all attempts to find a suitable venue fail, the resourceful friends make the decision to open their club in Rodney's parents' basement. But dealing with faulty strippers and vicious loan sharks is one thing, and attempting to keep your parents in the dark about all the freakiness going on just under their antique rug is a something else entirely.
Wild Things Foursome
A murdered hotel millionaire's son finds himself tangled up in a game of seduction and murder after a raunchy night with three beautiful women. Starring: Jillian Murray, Marnette Patterson, Ashley Parker Angel, John Schneider
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Sunday, June 13, 2010
The Bounty Hunter
Milo Boyd (Gerard Butler), a down-on-his-luck bounty hunter, gets his dream job when he is assigned to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, reporter Nicole Hurly (Jennifer Aniston). He thinks all that's ahead is an easy payday, but when Nicole gives him the slip so she can chase a lead on a murder cover-up, Milo realizes that nothing ever goes simply with him and Nicole. The exes continually one-up each other - until they find themselves on the run for their lives. They thought their promise to love, honor and obey was tough - staying alive is going to be a whole lot tougher. Please allow 5 to 10 seconds for video to pre-buffer. If video starts and stops, pause it, and come back to it in 5-10 minutes.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Norbit
In 1967, the orphan Norbit was abandoned by his parents when he was a baby. He was raised by the owner of the orphanage Mr. Wong, and becomes a great friend of the also orphan Kate. When Kate is adopted, Norbit feels lonely but is protected by the fat and big Rasputia. They grow up, Rasputia becomes a monstrous woman and they get married. When Kate returns to her hometown decided to buy Mr. Wong's orphanage, Norbit recalls his good moments and falls in love for her. But Rasputia, her gangster brothers and Kate's fiancé Deion Hughes have other intentions with the orphanage.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
The Proposal
A pushy boss forces her young assistant to marry her in order to keep her Visa status in the U.S. and avoid deportation to Canada. Starring: Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds and Betty White
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Redemption: The Stan Tookie Williams Story
Redemption tells the story of Stan "Tookie" Williams, founder of the Crips L.A. street gang. Story follows his fall into gang-banging, his prison term, and his work writing children's novels encouraging peace and anti-violence resolutions which earned him multiple Nobel Peace Prize nominations. After exhausting all forms of appeal, Tookie was executed by lethal injection at San Quentin State Prison, California; he was declared dead on December 13, 2005 at 12:35 a.m. PST (08:35 UTC). Williams is the 12th person to be executed by California since it reinstated the death penalty in 1977. Redemption: The Stan Tookie Williams Story Director: Vondie Curtis-Hall Starring: Jamie Foxx, Lynn Whitfield, Lee Thompson Young and CCH Pounder as Winnie Mandela
Day Of The Dead (2008)
In this terrifying remake of the George Romero classic, a group of scientists, military personnel and civilians find themselves battling for their lives against a plague of flesh eating ghouls. When a band of survivors seek shelter in an underground military bunker, they find themselves trapped with an even greater danger that lurks inside. Director: Steve Miner Cast: Ving Rhames, Mena Suvari, Michael Welch, Annalynne McCord, Stark Sands, Nick Cannon, Christa Campbell, Taylor Hoover, Vanessa Johansson
4 Life
Dayvon, an accomplished street enforcer in West Baltiomre, and best friend TY, who is currently incarcerated, begin feuding before TY's soon release date. Starring: Allen Maldonado, James Aaron, Page Kennedy, Sundy Carter
Booty Babe Michaela Enjoys Black Dong
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13 Hours In A Warehouse
As five underworld heavies settle in for an all night stay at an abandoned warehouse and former film studio, a series of bizarre and unsettling occurrences quickly lead them to believe they are not alone. It was supposed to be a simple night of babysitting a single hostage, but when a series of numbers began to appear on the walls things soon took a dark turn. Later, after the hostage escapes, the perplexed thugs not only learn that there is a rat in the ranks, but also discover the unsettling nature of the films that were shot in the warehouse. Now, as terror takes hold, the thieves are about to discover that they are being stalked from the shadows and that their odds of living to see daybreak are shrinking with each passing minute. 13 Hours In A Warehouse Starring: Paul Cram, Rachel Grubb, Terry Jones
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Sunday, June 6, 2010
Friday The 13th
Friday the 13th: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees and his deadly intentions.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
The Legend of Old Dirty Bastard and The Realm of The 8 Immortal Gods
Host Name: Ms Blue Date / Length: 4/16/2010 7:00 PM - 3 hrs Join Brother Panic as he explains the opening of the gateway to Immortality. He will decode the in-time Mythology of The Old Dirty Bastard and the Wu Tang Clan to show you the manifestation of metaphysical events unfolding now. This will be a **3 HOUR** show where he breaks down old world mythology and explain how this mythology is clearly played out today as apart of our Transformation. He will explain the role of the Wu Tang Clan and Old Dirty Bastard’s death as the esoteric event that it truly is. He Will picking up where Bro Bobby Hemmitt Left Off. Come and The Remix Family
Friday, June 4, 2010
"Closer" Corinne Bailey Rae
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Thursday, June 3, 2010
Freestyle [2010]
Ondene is beautiful, talented, and destined to study law at Oxford if she gets the required A-Levels. Nothing less will satisfy her domineering mother, Hyacynth. When a basketball court is set up near her private school, Ondene is charmed by a charismatic, good-looking freestyle basketball player, Leon, and they decide to enter a competition. From a deprived background, Leon dreams of going to university and needs to win to pay his way. Ondene deceives her mother to be with him, and romance blossoms, only to be crushed when Hyacynth finds out. Balancing her future prospects and her newfound passion, Ondene has to make tough decisions about her family, education, and the man she loves.
The Uninvited
Anna Rydell returns home to her sister (and best friend) Alex after a stint in a mental hospital, though her recovery is jeopardized thanks to her cruel stepmother, aloof father, and the presence of a ghost in their home. Please allow 5 to 10 seconds for video to pre-buffer. If video starts and stops, pause it, and come back to it in 5-10 minutes.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
• The Crazies
As a toxin begins to turn the residents of Ogden Marsh, Iowa into violent psychopaths, sheriff David Dutton (Olyphant) tries to make sense of the situation while he, his wife (Mitchell), and two other unaffected townspeople band together in a fight for survival. Starring: Alex Van, Anthony Winters, Brett Rickaby, Brett Wagner, Chet Grissom, Chris Carnel, Christie Lynn Smith, Danielle Panabaker, E Roger Mitchell, Frank Hoyt Taylor, Glenn Morshower, Gregory Sporleder, Jay S Pearson, Jeremy Ambler, Joe Anderson, Joe Reegan, John Aylward, Justin Welborn, Larry Cedar, Lori Beth Edgeman, Lynn Lowry, Mark Oliver, Mike Hickman, Preston Bailey, Radha Mitchell, Tahmus Rounds, Timothy Olyphant, Wilbur Fitzgerald
Uninvited Guest
An Uninvited Guest: He's the reason you never talk to strangers.
Cast: Mekhi Phifer, Mari Morrow, Malinda Williams & Mel Jackson
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Durdy Game
Tired of abusive relationships, best friends CoaCoa, Sha and Meeka embark on a plan to seduce and rob wealthy men. When their betrayals backfire, the women become enveloped in a world of deceit and murder, as they discover that in some games there are no winners.
The Back-up Plan
After years of dating, Zoe (Jennifer Lopez) has decided waiting for the right one is taking too long. Determined to become a mother, she commits to a plan, makes an appointment and decides to go it alone. That same day, Zoe meets Stan (Alex OLoughlin) a man with real possibilities.
Trying to nurture a budding relationship and hide the early signs of pregnancy becomes a comedy of errors for Zoe and creates confusing signals for Stan. When Zoe nervously reveals the reason for her unpredictable behavior, Stan commits fully and says hes in. Never before has love seen a courtship where a wild night of sex involves three in a bed Stan, Zoe and the ever-present massive pregnancy pillow. Or, where date night consists of being the focal point at a near-strangers water birth which does for kiddie pools what Jaws did for swimming in the ocean. The real pregnancy test comes when both of them realize they really dont know each other outside of hormonal chaos and birth preparations. With the nine month clock ticking, both begin to experience cold feet. Anyone can fall in love, get married and have a baby but doing it backwards in hyper-drive could be proof positive that they were made for each other.
The Back-up Plan is a comedy that explores dating, love, marriage and family in reverse.
