You Have The Right & Sex Room

You Have The Right
Written By: Love Punaany Bad

“You have the right to remain silent or make as much sounds as you want to during our sexual encounters. Any sounds that you make before...during...and after our sexual encounters can and will be used in a way that will produce a much better result for us during our romantic escapades. You have the right to have a woman...[henceforth known as the third party]...present during all of our sexual activities. If you do not want a third party to participate in our sexual activities, I reserve the right to appoint a third party for you without your permission, without your consent. Do you fully comprehend the rights of the sex room as they have been read to you?”

“I have no intention of hurting you purposely, but in the event that I beat your pussy up beyond its sexual capabilities, let it be known, that my full intention is to fulfill all of your sexual fantasies, if and when we participate in any sexual activities.”

“If you are not a member of Twang City Ghetto Love, you may contact Love Punaany Bad and ask him any questions that you may have on your mind.”

“You have the right to decide at any time...from this moment forward...during or even after our sexual encounters...to terminate any further communication and exercise your right to never enter into Twang City Sex Room again.”

“Do you understand each of these rights I have explained to you? Having these rights in mind, do you wish to enter the Twang City Sex Room now?”

Sex Room
Written By: Love Punaany Bad

you know you're welcome in my sex room

you don't even have to knock
you're welcome...at any time
take off your clothes
get comfortable
make yourself at home
don't just stand there
with your pretty little mouth open
i can read your mind
i promise to be gentle...at first
i'll be your sweet teddy-bear
hold you just the way you like
i want to ride you like you're a thoroughbred
run your ass right to the ground
we're not stopping until we are through
i'll play you like you're my favorite game
all i want to do is have sex with you
i'll be your private operator
consider me to be your telephone man
each and everyday...i promise you
i'll be your superfreak
i'll do anything and everything to you
yes...all your naughty thoughts
i'm tired of playing games

you can start by opening your mouth

you know i'll fulfill all your fantasies
you can do anything you want
you can stroke my erection
there's no need to ask
just keep it coming
don't stop until we're through
just let me know when your ready

i'm going to beat your pussy up

beat it like a little drum
taste the sweetness of your punaany juice
i'm going to beat your pussy up
play you like an instrument
make our own number one song
spin you like i'm a dj in the studio
i want you to work my magic chocolate stick
baby keep doing me like you do
don't stop until i scream your name
we're going to fuck...like its...world war three
let me churn you like we're making ice cream
baby...don't you want to cum

suck this giant lollipop
ride it till you set the juices free
i want you on top of this magic stick
ride it like you know you can
i'll always point you in the right direction
even when you're on your knees
put my fingers in your sexy coin box
exact change is is not a necessity
i just want to taste your delicious body
eat you like you're my favorite meal
jam my banana deep in your throat
till you make sweet candy cream
i love how you make it disappear
you can have every inch of me
you are my sexual superstar
i won't stop till i make your pussy pop
 
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